List 12 of your original characters:

01. Sakura
02. Astaroth
03. Dias
04. Raphael (Raz)
05. Sapherus
06. Gabriel
07. Alastor
08. Alucard
09. Michael
10. Abdiel
11. Demetri
12. Loki


01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

Well... Six is just goofy as hell, but I would expect him to have more educator prowess than 11. I mean... Demetri being a kid and all, couldn't really be a college professor.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Yyyyyyeah. Yeah, he's hot. I'd fuck his brains out.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Loki would probably make Alucard go get him more tea or something else mediocre. Loki wouldn't really send servants on missions since y'know... he's a God. He'd do his own shit. Anyway... Yeah. Alucard would most likely succeed... in not being able to pick the item up in the first place because he's a phantom. 8D

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?

The Necronomicon... Corrupt ass angel.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Astaroth wouldn't swear shit to anyone. He'd make Gabriel his bitch and Gabriel would most likely oblige.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Given how fucking antisocial Michael is, he'd most likely go with Abdiel. He's not a kid and he'd be able to pay rent. They'd get along famously... and just argue about the interior design.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Haaaaaaah. I don't think any of them would sit down to dinner together. They'd most likely fight amongst themselves about which posh restaurant to eat at and argue inside the restaurant about said establishment before realizing that none of them eat human food. A good waste of ten dollars on some coffee, tea, and cakes... and a long drive back home.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

WHO CAN DRINK THE MOST TEA! AND GO!

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Lol. Alucard manages Sakura's treasure. I think she can manage without his stuff.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

An Afternoon on the Veranda.

Lol. Drink your tea and eat your cake, bitches.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Vagina and boobs. PROBLEM SOLVED.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I think we'd get along just fine. I like sweets. He likes sweets. He's a man in a child's body? I can totally live with that.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Psh... Clean my house.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Uhhhhhh....

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Whoever pissed him off the least... which most likely would be 4.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

Ghost Train by The Gorillas.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

12 would back down like a gentleman, but 6 and 1 would cross chopsticks until the pancake was no more.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. That's funny. Never in my wildest dreams would I imagine that. Ever.

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Uhhhh... murder. I can has professional hit, please?

21) What is 6's secret?

He's gay. Closet fag.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Demetri... because Michael couldn't care less.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

I'd feel safer with 8 regardless of him not being able to do anything, really. I wouldn't walk through a shady neighborhood with a kid.

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3 , who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

Totally.